↧
Friend Request Sent: My 24 Hours on Facebook
Zuckerberg, you have ruined us all. People I May Know? I have a lot of mutual friends. Friends. Let me see.Oh wow, Mallory. Haven’t seen her since we were soulmates back in 10th grade. Hm, what’s up...
View ArticleI Like That My Ex-Wife’s Boyfriend Is Hairy
Why another man’s back hair makes me happy.My ex-wife’s boyfriend has back hair. A lot of it. I know I’m not supposed to take pleasure in such things, and follicle-ly speaking I’m certainly no prize....
View Article